Got Questions?
Is this actually free? Or “free”?*
Totally free. No secret fees, no weird catches, no “buy our $900 corkscrew” twist.
What kind of stuff will I learn?
How to taste like a pro, what bottles are worth buying, how not to get scammed by labels, and why some wines taste like happiness and others taste like regret.
Will you flood my inbox?
Absolutely not. We hate inbox spam more than we hate warm Pinot Grigio.
How often do you email?
About once a week—enough to keep you sharp, not enough to be annoying.
Do you try to sell classes in these emails?
Only if we think you’d genuinely like one. No pressure, no guilt trips.
Can I unsubscribe?
Yes. One click. No drama. No “Are you SURE???” guilt-popups.
